Description

My Those Boobs Look Heavy Safety Flag – Custom Double-Sided Embroidered Banner

Why Choose a My Those Boobs Look Heavy Safety Flag for Your Rig

Whether tearing across open sand bowls at Glamis, rallying around camp, or navigating group trail rides, running a tall whip flag is essential for rider safety and group awareness. This bold design pairs high-contrast visibility with unfiltered adult humor, alerting oncoming traffic, spotters, and fellow riders while coordinating seamlessly with your machine’s custom setup.

Durable 200D Nylon Fabric That Resists Tearing

Because your ride encounters fierce head-on wind, heavy sun exposure, and trail debris, each banner uses tough Oxford nylon. As a result, the material will not rip or fray easily during wide-open dune runs, hill climbs, or high-speed trail rides. Furthermore, the high-strength fabric easily resists harsh outdoor weather conditions and direct UV sun exposure.

Double-Sided Embroidered Artwork That Lasts

We stitch the stylized “MY THOSE BOOBS LOOK HEAVY… MAY I HOLD THEM FOR YOU?” typography and open cupping hands graphic directly into the fabric using high-density embroidery thread on both sides of the banner. Your flag stays sharp, vibrant, and completely legible from every angle.

Available in a wide selection of custom fabric and thread color combinations, each flag is built to order to match your exact rig. Unlike cheap screen-printed alternatives that peel, crack, and fade under trail dust and intense sun, heavy-duty stitching holds up season after season.

Key Features of This Embroidered Banner

• Double-Sided Embroidery: Two-sided stitching provides full 360-degree visibility.

• Custom Color Combinations: Choose from multiple fabric and thread colors to match your machine.

• Heavy-Duty Fabric: Weather-resistant 200D Oxford nylon blocks UV rays and wind damage.

• Multiple Shapes and Sizes: Choose from classic rectangle or sleek pennant cuts.

• Flexible Mount Options: Easily fits standard fiberglass rods, lighted whips, recumbent poles, or clip setups.

📐 Specifications & Sizing

Available Sizes

• 13″ x 22″ Rectangle

• 10″ x 15″ Rectangle

Mounting Options

• Regular Whip Sleeve: Fits standard whip poles between 1/4″ and 3/8″ diameter.

• Lighted Whip Sleeve: Fits lighted whip poles up to 1″ diameter. Includes zip tie, mini hose clamp, and instructions.

• Clip System: Heavy-duty brass grommets installed on the sleeve for quick clipping to whip setups, boat mounts, marine antennas, or roll cages.

Need help installing? View our Whip Flag Mounting Instructions.

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